Mr. White Eater
it was a long time ago that taiping square south street came from somewhere with a white-name book student named "crunch".
it's a good life, tall, big eyes, high noses.
but a man must not look like a human being who travels in vain, does not work, eats a cup, is broke, and often comes to his family for free.
people didn't care at first, but for a long time, people got tired of it, and then someone just changed his name from a second to a first, calling it "mr.
white eater." this mr.
white eater has many funny and angry stories that become a laughing material for people to talk about after tea.
and here i've collected four stories of "free eat" and "teaching" and "ghosting" and "gods can't" that are enough to paint mr.
eater's "face." 1111111111111111111111(i) mr.
111111 was free to travel around the world, and he was able to find a way to get up and drink for free.
the neighbors were afraid to go out with him.
people on both sides of the river have always known their manners, their respect, their enthusiasm, and their kindness.
but if you don't tell me why you're sitting down, why don't you be nice to him? on 1111, mr.
hu invited lee su-ji to drink and told his family to go out for drinks and food from the back door.
the two sat down, and mr.
blanche arrived.
he didn't wait for the two of us to meet and sit down while looking for a chair and say, "well, i'm afraid you two have a little bit of a single tone to drink.
and though i have eaten, let me be with you for the two.
"mr.
hu and mr.
lee soo are very angry and do not want him to eat and drink for nothing.
mr.
hu came up with an idea: "mr.
white, come on, it's okay, but there's a rule for drinking today.
as soon as it was down, lee soo-soo was just adjoining: "mr.
hu only comes through the pipe, we do it." "saying that mr.
eater said, "what do you think, mr.
white? "mr.
baek-eun knew that mr.
hu was going to join him and didn't want him to drink the wine, but he did not know what he was going to do, and lee su-eun asked him to make a statement, and mr.
bao-eun had to put up a smile face with a hard head: "yes, yes, we do.
"mr.
1111hu coughed and laughed twice, saying, "i say four words, and drinkers add four words to each word, and four words to fit their identity, and then drink and eat, and not lift a cup of chopstick, but pay for it.
"1111 lee soo-soo clapping his hand: "yes! yes!" "mr.
1111 hu looked at mr.
blanche and said four words: "dizzy, ming, enough, hard." lee xiu said, "before he passed out before he went to school, after he read, the middle-school show was enough, and then he was in trouble.
"mr.
hu clapping his hands.
it's just lee su-soo's toast.
mr.
1111hu softly shook his head and said, "teaching children to be rich, to be reasonable, to be learned to be good and to be difficult to show.
"li soo is just saying, "yes! yes! "and mr.
hudrink up and drink, and drink with intent.
mr.
1111 is an old-fashioned man.
he's not too busy saying, "sniffin' a drink without a drink, two cups are clear, and i can't pay.
"don't wait for hu and lee to talk.
a glass of wine is long gone.
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1111111111111111> >11111111.1111(ii) >the white eater of 1111 was told that <8000 outside mansion> is going to ask his son for a teaching teacher, and that the white eater, with his three inches inch's mouth, has earned the benefit.
how can you teach someone else? but in order to spend more time in the family, we'll find an excuse to say to 8000: "in order for the young master to read and read, no one can bother in the study, and no one can pass his son's studies only once a year.
"in addition to a million dollars, the family must not disturb the young master ' s education.
the young master is so tired of sleeping, so he doesn't want to learn.
1111 taught first.
mr.
blanche drew a pen on the paper, taught him to read "i." he learned it when he looked so simple.
a month later, mr.
white eater drew two more lines on the paper, reading "two." the word "two" is used every day.
it's been another month, mr.
white eater has drawn three lines on his paper.
i practiced the word "three" every day.
mr.
eating is free to eat and enjoy everyday.
three months later in 1111, at the beginning of june of that year, the old lady's 80th birthday.
old man zhang's birthday party is a gift to his family and friends.
he has been studying for three months, and he wants to take the opportunity to have his son write stickers and try him.
send mr.
baek-eun and his son to the front room.
the old man said that his son was happy to say, "okay, you're welcome.
"this scares mr.
white eater and thinks it's going to show.
and he turned his eyes and said, "sixty-six is the top of the line," and said, "let's go to the study and write the post.
he said, "well, in my name, bring your aunts and aunts.
"the young master thought, "how many bars do you have on dad's name? it's much faster to think of drawing a crossbar with a mother's comb.
the young master snuck into his mother's room to get a comb, went into his study and made ink for paper.
mr.
baek-eun saw this and said to the young master, "put it down slowly" and said, "back up and run away." mr.
1111 snuck out of the back door without attention, walked through the barn, stole a donkey with his hand, put his luggage on his ass, slapped him on the ass and ran away.
there are thousands of young masters on the 11/11 side who are still serious about drawing a line.
when the old man came to the study, his son was using it"you don't write stickers, take a comb and play with them?" "what's wrong with our family name? "then he taught him three months to draw a cross-versus and write it to the master.
"the family turned around twice, said mr.
white ran away and stole the donkey.
master man was even more angry, and he was like, "go and catch up with mr.
white eater.
"mr.
1111 ran away from mansung in a panic and led the donkeys to the collection, and in a few moments he heard a shout in the back, looking back at his family.
mr.
baek-eun thought that it would be too much to lead a donkey on the road to hide.
it happens that there's a glitch in front of him, and mr.
white eater pulls a donkey and runs to the brick kiln.
the brick kiln was dirty and dark, and he wouldn't go in there, and mr.
eater was pulling hard into the cave, and the donkey was making money back, and he was sweating all over his head, saying, "damn the beast, if you don't hide, i'll tell him you taught him.
"it's weird to say that the donkey listened to this and went right into the brick kiln.
mr.
1111 escaped from his family, but the story was heard as a joke.
1111111111111111111111111111111(iii)> the owner of a few taverns in taipei saw him without a headache.
mr.
white eats these shopkeepers, and every time you go to a hotel, you don't have to drink any good food.
the bosses are afraid he'll mess up their business.
on 1111, several shop owners joined forces to file a complaint in the county hall.
the governor of the county had heard that mr.
baek-eun was a difficult man to find.
the governor of the county is listening.
the owner of the lilong bridge has whispered to him in front of him, and the boss has hesitated to say, "god's life is at stake," and the master says, "well, i'll take care of it.
"the boss is scheduled to go back to the table.
the former master had a plan to kill mr.
eater, and the county governor had no idea.
when he returned to the owner of the lionbridge wine building, he chose a single room upstairs to cut the board in the chair by a saw for half, leaving only a small amount of the weight of the chair, then covering the saw with dust, setting up the wine for mr.
blanche, and inviting a few others to accompany him to drink, to break the board and to break him.
as soon as the owner of the lion long bridge wine building is scheduled for this 1111 day, please come and join mr.
blanche in a group.
chicken eggs burned a large table and ordered two bottles of good wine.
mr.
blanche has arranged to sit in a particular seat.
mr.
baek-eun wondered what the boss was doing, but the first thing that tasted good and good was eating first.
the boss looks at mr.
baek-eun and sits still in that special seat for half a dayIt's not possible.
It's my own saw.
It's a cat.
"The boss went down the stairs and saw four kids with blue teeth with four chairs on their legs.
The boss says, "What are you kids doing? "The children said, "We have come under orders, and the Emperor is afraid that this man will fall to our house, and he will not take him away." "When the boss listens, he says to himself, "Hey! I can't help it.
This guy's a ghost。