Devil and God

one day god met a demon, or, as the common people say, a child.

the kid bowed and said, "hello, lord god!" "god, please tell me why i call you master with respect, but you call me a kid?" i'm sorry.

and god said, "you know, i am the master of all things, and i give grace to people, and you're always playing tricks and people don't even want to look at you." that's how they walk and talk.

and lo! they behold a cow eating on the grass.

the kid was happy to say, "let's see how this animal treats us." god said yes, "okay, you go to the cow and we'll see what it will do to you." the kid went to the cow, the cow reached out with a horn and looked at the top.

and god smiled, and said, "see, you son of a bitch, you don't even like cows." the kid replied, "god, it's your turn now.

you go over there and see what it will do to you." the lord of god came to the cow, and as soon as the poor cow saw the light on his body, he was scared, and he ran away, and he couldn't even recognize the way, and he fell into a gutter.

there's mud under the ditch, and the cows can't climb up.

and the kid said, "oh, my god! what are we gonna do now?" i'm sorry.

fortunately, at this time, the cattleman came, and as soon as he saw the cattle in the gutter, he ran back to the village to call their owners.

the master came and yelled, "who the hell got you there?" "oh, my god, is that fair?" the crop boy can't help himself.

neighbors came, and they shouted, shouted, threw their arms and shook, but no one wanted to go down to the mud.

the kid looks upset.

he said, "god, i told you, ghosts are bigger than you.

and now you'll see." the kid walks over and helps the farmers pull their cattle out of the gutter.

people are happy, and thank you, "oh, thank god for helping us." the kids laughed and said to god, "god, don't blame these people, they don't know what they're doing."