Who should drink water for the calf
in ancient times, in a city called hamaton, a young couple, with a very hard-working wife, working early and late, with a handle inside and outside.
and what if he's big and he's lazy and he's lying there all day and he doesn't want to move? couples often argue about housework.
on this day, when the poor wife was so busy, she suddenly found her husband, who had just risen up, sitting on a tablet in front of the door, so angry, she said, "hey, isn't it embarrassing to look at the sky like this?" "do you mind?" the husband replied, "do you mind? i inherited a large flock of sheep from my father, and i have given them all to the shepherd, and he gives me milk and cheese every day.
and as for you, "p," he said, "you're my wife, you have to wash and cook," and he took his hands off and looked at the sky.
"i can do housework, i can drink water for the calf, i can do it for the man, and i will do it for you!" and so they got into a row and finally reached an agreement that, from the next day, no one will speak, and if anyone speaks first, it will be someone who will drink water for the calf every day.
the next morning, the wife got up and she did her job, and she didn't say a word.
and what about the husband? he wakes up and eats breakfast, and he's staring at the sky.
they were silent and quiet.
after about an hour, the wife stopped to see her husband, and the fire came up, and she was a little frenzied to think about it and finally put up with it.
the husband looked at the wife who wanted to speak but did not dare to speak, and he had a glamorous face.
the wife couldn't watch anymore, so she put on her coat and veil and went to the neighbor's house.
the husband, without a sound, watched his very beautiful wife go out and thought, "what is she doing? think about it, but still say nothing." the time is running out, and then there's a beggar.
the beggar approached the demented husband and paid a deep salute: "sir, for allah's sake, give me something to eat!" i don't think he's talking to me.
as a result, he remained silent.
the beggar wondered, “is this man mute?” and he went forward and said what he had just said with his voice.
“he must be a fool!” the beggar walked into the house and picked himself up a lot of good food, while eating the man in front of the door, but the lazy man didn't say a word.
in fact, the lazy man's mind is at this point in his reckoning: "this beggar is trying to provoke me, so that i may speak, and i will not speak, or i will drink water for the calf." the beggar has eaten beautifully for half a day, and he's never been betterand after a long time, the beggar was full of food and drink, and he emptied his mouth with oil, and hit him with a few hiccups, and took up one of the most recent and largest pockets of the lazy family, and filled it with dry grain, and took it to his back, and went forth with joy.
but where's the lazy one? he's still in the mood.
look what i did to you! he looked at the lazy guy and came up and asked, "sir, do you want to shave?" p' lazy guy didn't answer, the barber thought he would have refused if he didn't want to.
so he took out the razor and shaved it, no matter what.
the lazy guy just tried to open his mouth.
no, it must have been my wife's conspiring to seduce me.
i can't! but the lazy guy didn't answer and the barber asked him a few times, but he didn't.
the barber's pissed off, "hey, you want to pay for it? get the money! but the lazy guy still doesn't talk, the barber's so angry, he's squeezing the lazy guy's head, he's pulling out the tools, twigs, twigs, twigs, twigs, cut the lazy guy's hair into a chicken tail shape, and made his face a naked woman's face with a razor.
but the lazy guy still didn't say anything.
he just didn't talk, he didn't drink the calf, he didn't matter.
after a while, an old woman who sold cosmetics came over, and she saw the lazy man sitting there in a woman's face, and she went up and she said, "how come you, lady, without a veil and your hair is so short? no wonder, come on, i put on a beautiful wig." after that, the old woman dressed the lazy: first, she put lipstick on the lazy, she put on the eye shadow, and she put on a radiant wig for the lazy, and then she enjoyed her work.
and what about the lazy? he's afraid the old woman is a spy sent by her wife, so he's staring at the sky without a word.
when it was over, the old lady asked him for money, but he didn't answer anything, and the good old woman reached out with her hand to dig out the lazy pockets and left with satisfaction.
it's getting darker, and the lazy, grotesque, face-to-face, don't say a word.
all of a sudden, a shadow slips out of the corner of the wall, and it turns into the eyes of the lazy.
the lazy one was scared.
he thought his wife sent him to test him.
turns out, the dark shadow was a thief who saw the woman and didn't say a word to him and thought she was scared and walked into the house.
he went around the house and put all his valuables in his prepared pocket.
later, as long as he was able to carry it, whatever it was, he put it in his pocket, and then grew.
it's completely dark, a little lazyquick, his belly grunts.
all of a sudden, only the sound of bang was heard, and the cattle shed next door collapsed and a calf came out.
it turns out that one day without eating or drinking the calf was hungry and thirsty and could no longer help but crash into the barn and burst out.
it's been a long time since he decided not to say anything.
it was at this point that the wife suddenly found a crazy calf in front of her neighbor's window, and she rushed out and grabbed the rope on her nose, and the calf stood down.
the wife took the calf home.
she saw a woman sitting in front of her house, and she was wondering, "who is this?" i don't know.
how did she get here? the harder she wanted to get, the harder she was, the more she was, the more she tried to get three steps and two steps to that woman.
and she said, "hey, who are you from? what are you doing here alone?" "ha ha! you lost!" he reached out and took off the wig on his head: "ha ha! it's just that the wife finds out that the monster in front of her is her husband, and she's like, "how did you do this?" and she almost fainted when she walked into the house.
everything in the house was stolen, the ground was messed up, and it was a mess.
she couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "you lazy bastard, are you dead? you've stolen everything from the house.
god, what are you doing?" "don't pretend, you think i don't know! i'll tell you, i won't be fooled!" when a wife listens, it's clear to her that the lazy one is afraid to do things without asking.
she took her things, took her calf, walked out like a wind。