American wonderful "Testicular Festival"
In front of the
, Chen Qiaoen loves to eat chicken testicles. Only then did he realize that Chen Qiaoen is at the forefront of the world. The most distinctive American exotic "testicle" is known as the most ridiculous carnival. The English name of this festival is Testile Festival, and there are several popular places in Montana where testicle themed folk events are held at slightly different times. However, in terms of influence and scale, it is undoubtedly a grand event held every year in mid-September in Clinton, in the southwestern part of the state.
You may think that not many people participated in this event, which was a terrible accident, but the testicle is an extremely famous festival in the United States, attracting people from all walks of life to make pilgrimage every year. When you get here, you can not only eat and play fun competitions, but you can also talk about the usually slightly vulgar word "ball". If you want to feast, you can take the opportunity to try it.
Rod Lincoln, founder of
, said that every place should have its own unique and impressive festivals, and the "testicle" is a feature of Montana. As for why the testicle? He said that reusing cow testicles is in line with Montana's tradition of not wasting. In addition, from a cultural point of view, people in many parts of the world consider cow testicles to be a very rare food, but from a nutritional and health point of view, it More than 70% of the ingredients are protein,"and there are no bones"! The cartoon image of the "Testicular Festival" promotional advertisement shows an old bull covering his lower body and knocking his head in fear, or a young bull running away with his crotch in panic... It can be seen that the popularity of this festival is, first of all, fun, which is very consistent with the humorous personality characteristics of Americans.
In addition, eating cow eggs that cannot be made into steak in a different way is also very consistent with the traditional virtue of Montanans 'frugality and "eating without wasting". According to the "scientific principle" of "supplementing what you eat", it is said that cow testicles can also exert a "powerful and powerful" effect on men. There is also a saying that rubbing a baby's head with well-fried cow testicles can protect him from growing up safely. But no matter what magical function cow testicles have, at least thanks to them, we have the opportunity to enjoy such an activity full of fantasy and fun.
Testicular section began in 1982 and was founded by a local named Rod Lin-coln. It is the earliest gathering festival for Americans to swallow testicles. The festival initially only attended by about 300 people, but has now grown into a event attended by as many as 15,000 people. What is jaw-dropping are the impromptu "wet T-shirt competition" on the weekend and the "Skinset 500" event inspired by the Indian 500 Mile Car Race. These wanton and debauchery activities are all under the banner of "Come and Eat a Ox Testicle."
During the event, people can also play a "cow dung" guess competition, which is to bet on where a suffocating calf will discharge its dung. The contestant can use his hand to indicate the position of the card underground and win 100 US dollars if he guessed correctly. In order to highlight the sexual theme of the rally, there was also an "egg-biting rider" competition, requiring girls sitting in the back seat of motorcycles to bite off the cow testicles hanging from the rope with their mouths instead of using their hands. During the event, people did not wear underwear and there were many physical contact and collisions. More than 50,000 pounds of cow testicles used during the event were oiled and pickled with approval from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
Testile Festival testicle Festival attracts a large number of American men and women who are hunting for fun every year. This festival generally lasts for five days. It is said that more than 2.5 tons of cow eggs are provided to more than 15,000 visitors every year. Various erotic games are launched. People who have visited it think it is interesting but not vulgar. It is a rare internationally. The 'good version' erotic festival. Montana people guard the vast blue sky all year round. Although they claim to be "the best air quality in the United States", their lives are inevitably monotonous, which causes the men and women here to be energetic. Therefore, they need a form that can burn passion, and the testicle is born.
Testicle Festival should be regarded as a "food" festival. The protagonists of Testicle Festival are the legendary "fresh oysters from the Rocky Mountains" and "caviar for cowboys", all of which are cooked with cow testicles as raw materials. Since the act of castrating bulls began in the world, humans have begun to implement the principle of making the best use of everything and eating the cut thing. Testicular activity provides a large number of testicles that people can feast on. The people who came to participate in the event included foodies, bikers, urbanites, hillbillies, promiscuous female college students, and stunned tourists.
activities are divided into body painting, wet T-shirt competitions, Shit Bingo, etc. Although people take off their clothes very happily, even if the people on the stage are so naked that they are completely naked, the audience below the stage is binge drinking beer, and you can see tattooed Harley motorcycle riders appearing from time to time, the on-site procedures are not bad, and no one will eat tofu or mess with sex. From time to time in the event venue, you can see men and women "hanging around", and pictures of "dew points" can be seen everywhere. It's really shocking... If you are someone who has never seen this kind of "world", you may only be stunned by being scared!
The body painting competition is to find couples or couples to come on stage and paint each other's bodies, with their own parts chosen. Under the cheers of the audience, the contestants who dare to show off often become more and more ambiguous in their movements and their parts become more and more sensitive. Some viewers were so high that they simply took off their clothes, sprayed cream on sensitive areas, and ate each other on the spot. The audience was even more exciting than on stage.
The wet T-shirt competition is provocative but not provocative. The volunteers came on stage and asked the host to spray water with a pen-shaped water gun. The contestants showed their curves in the stands. Finally, they changed into T-shirts given by the organizer. They took off and changed on the spot and were very eye-catching. Male friends enjoy watching it, and female friends will not be disappointed. The "Chest Hair Contest" specially designed for women can let female compatriots stare and watch men's bare breasts. If you like that tough guy, you may also try to take off his pants!
Montana's traditional economy relies mainly on forestry and agriculture. In recent decades, the ingenious "testicle" has led to great development in the tourism industry. There are many other attractions about the testicle festival that attract funny tourists from all over the world. These people take eating, drinking and having fun as their travel purpose: eating-the menu at the festival banquet is marked with special delicacies as "Rocky Mountain Fresh Oysters" and "Western Cowboy Caviar". These are not "seafood", but are delicacies cooked with cow eggs. Interestingly, local chefs even bragged that these dishes were good at "70% protein and no bones at all"!
Drink-the so-called "food and sex" and "diet is not separated". There is a beer sold locally called "Beer battered bulls balls". Judging from its English name, it is estimated that it is made from mashed male cow testicles mixed with fresh beer. I have also seen some busybodies splash ink and exaggerate it with certainty: the men who drink this wine are all "as cool as oxen"!
Playing-One of the games that most people participate in is called "Cow Poop Bingo". A bullock with a bulging stomach is led to the square and everyone is allowed to bet and guess which position the eldest brother cow will scatter the "gold" behind him. To make a small gambling game. Another of the funniest games is called "Egg Biting Rider", which allows a male rider on a motorcycle and a female companion in the back seat to bite the fried cow testicles hanging in the air, which naturally attracts onlookers. Laughter. Another way is that if you rub the fried cow testicles on the child's head a few times, you can keep you safe!
Le-There are two most eye-catching "sexually interesting" events, namely the so-called "tight wet T-shirt competition" and the "chest hair competition". The "tight wet T-shirt competition" is in which women wearing a wet tight T-shirt or bikini swimming trunks show off their exquisite and protruding figures in a perspective, trying to make the nostrils of a man who had just eaten cow testicles spit out blood and shine in his eyes! The "chest hair competition", in turn, is designed to feast the eyes of female compatriots. Groups of naked men wearing only a few inches of cloth and pants are invited to come on stage to show and evaluate whose chest hair is the sexiest and "stylish"!
The United States is such a diverse country, where anything weird can be put on the stage with great fanfare or packaged into festivals. Americans generally have a lot of work pressure. At work or daily life, they are generally conservative and boring. They need to find opportunities and excuses to relax. Fortunately, they all like to play and are good at playing, just like in the "Testicular Festival", playing it has become another beautiful and unique scenery in addition to the natural scenery of Montana's tourism industry! However, Montana is not the only one who knows how to play. Other parts of the United States also have testicle sections. Olean Testiicle Festival: It started out as a small gathering for family and friends, but now it has grown to thousands of people. Olian Testicular Festival features a live music festival and a "Motorcycle Loser Race." Is there a better way to relax in the afternoon than riding a bicycle and eating testicles?
Texas Testicular Festival: If the first two festivals seem too vulgar, try the Texas Testicular Festival. The festival's motto is "Come Have a Ball With Jesus." Cowboys first launched the event, and today events include testicle eating competitions, gospel music, tug-of-war competitions and church services. In fact, the event brought together what the American people had most difficult to resist-cowboys, religion and fried food.
Terra Testicular Festival: This festival is held annually in Terra, Ohio and is relatively small. But it's perfect for those who want to avoid crowds and enjoy testicles.
Oakdale Testicular Session: If anything special, this Testicular Session held in Oakdale, California deserves it. You know, California is a famous cowboy capital. Every year, people attending the event choose the best slogan of the year. This year is "30 Years And Still Hangin!"